This Is Underwater Love (r Man)...

I've been feeling bad that my last holiday snap was "dedicated" to only one person, so I've decided to post one last holiday shot that goes out to every lady (without eyes) everywhere.  I've said it before and I'll say it again...  Hello Ladies!

[Cue cheap gags about how low I've sunk...]

It's Raining (Men)! Oh My God!

This one's for you Samantha... But probably no one else... :'(

Writing Ideas On A Napkin ... Properly

I've scribbled many ideas down on scraps of paper, used envelopes and on occasion on a napkin (a handy way to remember phones numbers!). This however is a very professional way to do it!

The Classical English Gentleman Abroad (Sadly!)

A picture says a thousand words...  And now I'm the modern gentleman abroad, using my mobile device to keep in touch with the world outside this paradise!

I've Just Had My First 'Full Body' Massage

And it was in Thailand.  Very enjoyable and the menthol run was very pleasant although I did think at times the young lady might break me!  Peter Jonhanson deserves some credit for helping me find 'just' a massage parlor (okay it was in the hotel).

Eat Pray Love ... Does That Make Me Gay?

So,  here I am, on holiday with my close male friend, just the two of us, on a "no carb left behind" diet (especially alcohol), in the romantic destination of a small island within Thailand, and I've just had jewellery bought for me (a necklace and a braclet).  Does that make me gay?  I'm pretty sure half the guests think we are...  If only my room wasn't also understand my friend's name so I have to write his name and sign my name when ordering things by myself :-(