21 July 2012

Edinburgh Festivals Start With A Jazz Mardi Gras

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I know the Jazz and Blues Festival started yesterday, but I was working. So today, down in The Grassmarket, under blue skies and the sun s...
14 July 2012

What's The French For "That's A Nice Pair" (Say Pear)..?

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Ah, don't say pair, say Cidre Pear! After the very successful campaign launching Stella Artois Cidre, we now have a new flavour complem...

A Very Perculiar Chocolate - Marmite Flavoured!

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I couldn't bring myself to buy this... As much as I loved the Marmite advert featuring Zippy , and the packaging looks elegant, I reall...

Happy Bastille Day From The Place That Inspired Napoleon Bonaparte!

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According to the secondary source known as Wikipedia, Lord Street in Southport  (Merseyside, previously Lancashire), was not only where Nap...
10 July 2012

Why Wait 2 Weeks? I Already Have Now '82

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Sigh... Okay, some songs were recorded in 1982 but officially it was released in 1983 (source Wikipedia ) but still, Now 82 means Now ...
7 July 2012

Orange & Ginger Is Good, So Long As It's Not In A Scottish Tanning Salon!

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Rekorderlig launch another great new flavour , possibly only in pubs right now... Tesco are selling Apricot & Peach but pubs, including...
5 July 2012

The British Icon (BA) Is Back In "You Only Fail Twice"

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Well done!  I'm usually irked by the word "fail".  For me you can put it in the same category as other short term pseudo tec...

I'm On Cloud Nine With Kopparberg's Cloudberry Cider!

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Okay, maybe I just hyped it up for that headline (or Instagram post)... Truth is Cloudberry is a light, sweet and very fragrant cider that ...
16 June 2012

My Soft Pink Dismembered Member Flops Out On My Bed

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Nothing to see here, just that I can remove my soft pink thing (with bulb-shape thing underneath) and just leave it lying out on my hotel be...
9 June 2012

Paying A Pretty Woman A Compliment Makes Me Gay?

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Picture the scene, you bump into a girl you haven't seen in ages at a wedding and notice her dress. You pay her an observant compliment...