29 March 2012

Vending Machines For Emergency "No Raincoat" Protection


Forgot your synthetic protection today? No "raincoat" to protect your sensitive bits and don't want to offend that cute girl you've been chatting to? Not a problem! Vending machines can dispense just what you need in a range of colours! True, the sheer length of it may make you feel emasculated but if you don't have one you'll be making a small puddle all by yourself...