2 May 2011

What Medicine Cures A Broken Heart?

So far I've tried Milk of Myowntears, Ibuprofanity and Sudafed-up Day & Night - none of which have helped.  I couldn't even use simple paracetamol as all they had was the Capulets version and that's too hard to swallow.  To try to ease the pain I've even tried homoeopathy remedies, where they dilute grains in loads of water and I neck it one after another (expensive stuff that, plus it gives me a headache the next morning...).  Any further suggestions are welcome...

Other than that anyone know how to reverse the spin of the globe...?  Or want to lend me a car made in Northern Ireland around 1981, only sold to the American market...?