1 March 2011

My Long Vampire Weekend

Much has been made of my similarities with vampires, especially those in True Blood. According to an ex- of mine, my vampire-esqueness starts with me being a "cold, soul-less man who can suck the life out of anyone", and goes through to the bedroom, where apparently she would "feel a little prick twice in quick succession, hear me gasp and then I'd be satisfied". Anyway, I've now extended my vampire-like prowess to new levels this weekend, when I was "on Holiday" and I was sitting down "drinking Horchata" and explaining to a friend why I give "a f*ck about an Oxford Comma".