Me: is that burger the one that comes with onion rings on? Either way can I get onion rings on it please?
Bar Zero9 in Bristol International Airport manager helping his staff out as it's busy: No sir, we don't do onion rings.
Me (smiling in ironic amusement): You know your menu has a photo of onion rings on your burger?
Bar Zero9 manager: Yes sir, that's just as it normally is, a serving suggestion.
Me (internally): What the F--k! I'm supposed to buy me meal in an eat-in only bar and take it home and add onion rings? Or am I supposed to smuggle some freshly fried battered onion rings through security to add them to this misleadingly advertised burger? It's not worth educating him, just go and take your pint of Amstel back to your table and you can blog about it to make you feel better.