26 January 2011

I'm Applying For A New Job ... Football Presenter

So, Richard Keys has resigned and Sky need a new host to work alongside whoever they choose as ex-pro pundit (probably Jamie Redknapp)...

Dear Barney Francis,

Please find attached a compelling reason why I should be the man to replaced Richard 'Awoo!' Keys.

Sincerely,

Phill 'Avoid the fullmoon' Gillespie