14 December 2010
I Haven't Had Sex In Four Weeks And I'm Now Desperate!
Four weeks this Friday without sex and it's killing me, but O.M.God am I going to indulge this weekend! At times I thought I was going to die! Travelling tomorrow then out Thursday & Friday but the weekend, with Sky installed and access to iTunes (yuck, bad taste in my mouth), it means finally I can get the endorphin rush of People magazine's "Most Influential Person of 2010", the host of "one of the greatest TV shows of all time" (according to Time magazine) and "the most important person on earth" (attrib. Phill Gillespie, May 2010), plus soon-to-be co-winner of Time magazine's "Person(s) of the Year", along with the other hero, Stephen Colbert. Sorry did I say four weeks without sex? I meant without Jon Stewart & Stephen Colbert. Like all sane people (approx. 1 in 10) I'd rather give up sex altogether than be deprived of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report!