13 November 2010
Hannibal Lecter To Save The Edinburgh Trams!
Cue headlines about "slashing costs" and "eating away at problems" because it's happening, Edinburgh Trams are going to be saved by Hannibal Lecter (/Lecktor)! Brian Cox is due to be appointed this week, according Johnston Press in the form of the Edinburgh Evening News. This is so good as he has always been my favourite Brian Cox, although if they went with the English Brian Cox they could have ran with "Edinburgh Trams - Things, Can Only Get Better!" or the bleaker "Edinburgh Trams - We Are Not Below The Event Horizon Of This Black Hole!". Sorry I'm just getting news in that apparently there is a third Brian Cox who is getting the job... Damn it!