22 August 2006

Andrex Moist Toilet Paper Doesn't Make Your Day

On the back of the packet it says "Put a smile on your cheeks with Andrex ® lightly moistened toilet tissue to leave you fresher, cleaner and up for anything". I'm sorry what was that last promise? Maybe innocent people who suddenly feel "up for anything" will think, 'well, it's so clean now you could eat your dinner off it!'. Naughty people may re-read the title of this post and complete it: "...it makes your whole week".