6 April 2006

The Solution To Bird Flu Arriving In Scotland

Ban any public gathering of birds at first and then round up all the birds one by one and lock up up without just cause, say that you vaguely suspect them of knowing another bird who is manufacturing a biological weapon. Next take samples of all their DNA even though they are not guilty of anything, give them each an ID card (because all those dirty birds look the same to me) and finally ship them off on a plane to Guantanamo Bay to be tortured and deny all knowledge of it. Behold the Government's A-plan for any problem. [This was inspired by a comment on the BBC's website]