23 August 2005

Animal "Rights" Protesters Shut Guinea Pig Farm

This is just plain wrong. Instead of petitioning to get monkeys the right to vote, some activists have made so many threats to the people behind a guinea pig farm that breeds them for medical research that they've decided to close. I'm disgusted. What else can you do with guinea pigs except use them in new experiments? It's their destiny, that's what they are, guinea pigs. If I woke up as a child and asked my dad, "Dad, what am I?" and the response came back "You're a Crash Test Dummy son", then I'd know what future lay ahead for me. I certainly wouldn't go thinking about becoming Prime Minister.

5 comments:

  1. I certainly wouldn't go thinking about becoming Prime Minister?

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  2. Phill... yet another error! The comedy talent spotters will just walk right by!

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  3. I decided not to correct it but under this amount of pressure I guess I have to. I think I have an in-built force preventing me from typing the letters NT. You should see what happens when I try to spell eXPerience...

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  4. Now my comment just looks crazy.

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  5. But Bob, you are crazy aren't you?

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